Philly Zombies Unite Tonite!!
This was posted on our My Space page as a comment from http://505nation.com - it was soooo good, I wanted to share it here!
"At the end of winter, the Zombie Jesus wakes up and comes out of his cave. If he doesn't see his shadow, he knows that spring has arrived. But Zombie Jesus must eat, and he loves the little children. So he scatters chocolate eggs as bait, in the woods, in gardens, and even in our living room. Go ahead and get the eggs, but be careful of the ones in out-of-the-way places. Zombie Jesus may be waiting there, ready to pounce. But the good news is, he only takes one child back to his cave to eat each year, and once he's done this, fertility returns to the land and all the grown-ups can have sex again. And that's why we kill and eat a rabbit to celebrate Easter: to thank God that we didn't have to sacrifice our only son to pay for our sins."
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